STORM2K

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:26 pm**

reuters.com

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said Monday.

"He was too drunk to go to the toilet," said a police spokesman. "The next morning he put a switched-on hairdryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment." When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.

Firemen eventually put out the blaze.

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:27 pm**

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:20 pm**

Oh my what a dummy!!!!! :roll:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:22 pm**

arkess7 wrote:Oh my what a dummy!!!!!

lol - I keep thinking how AWFUL the place would have smelled if he had been able to dry the sheets WITHOUT burning the place down!!

Course, one of my friends here has a good story about drinking and, *ahem*, relieving himself

(don't worry, k, I'm not gonna hang you out to dry!)

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:28 pm**

sunny wrote:
arkess7 wrote:Oh my what a dummy!!!!!

lol - I keep thinking how AWFUL the place would have smelled if he had been able to dry the sheets WITHOUT burning the place down!!

Course, one of my friends here has a good story about drinking and, *ahem*, relieving himself (don't worry, k, I'm not gonna hang you out to dry!)

yea what happened to washing them 1st? LOL!!! :lol:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:20 pm**

That guy really had a bad day. :eek:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:06 pm**

Yea I myself have heard a few of those too drunk for your body to wake up and go to the restroom stories. :lol:

But the lader half of that story where he thought it was cool to leave the dryer on while he left the house................was just dumb, still drunk or not that was not to bright. :roll:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:55 pm**

He isn't as think as you drunk he was. :roll:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:02 pm**

streetsoldier wrote:He isn't as think as you drunk he was.

Thas right, Occifer...(*hiccup)...thas right.... :wink:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:08 pm**

breeze wrote:
streetsoldier wrote:He isn't as think as you drunk he was.

Thas right, Occifer...(*hiccup)...thas right....

I remeber those. :lol:

Been a while since I used them or heard them. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:38 pm**

Having been sober for 24 years now, I still remember the advice I was given...

"One drink is too many, ten ain't enough." :roll:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:53 pm**

LOL, Bill....I heard it in the ER too many times when a BA
was being drawn...."How many drinks/beers you had?"

"TWO".....

LOL, always, "two".... :roll:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:55 pm**

Two KEGS is more like it...

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:59 pm**

LOL, yep! We had an elderly granny pop a streetlight and
hit a police cruiser, one night. She had just "sipped the suds"
off of her son's beer before pouring it out.

We had to draw the BA.

We hid behind the door and laughed 'til the tears flowed.

:lol:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:06 pm**

breeze wrote:LOL, yep! We had an elderly granny pop a streetlight and
hit a police cruiser, one night. She had just "sipped the suds"
off of her son's beer before pouring it out.

We had to draw the BA.

We hid behind the door and laughed 'til the tears flowed.

honest officer, only two, so what if my BA is 3.0, I've ONLY had two...lol :lol:

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:11 pm**

Yoda says, "Remember this, young sprouts...TWO is the
most common answer. This is not an answer of the Force."

OK, I made that up.

STORM2K

Sometimes you just have a really bad day..

Sometimes you just have a really bad day..