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You Need....

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:59 pm
by chadtm80
Go to the google search engine and type in your name and put needs after it. ex: "John needs" make sure that its in quotes though! Post whatever comes up...I

Mine

Chad needs to find higher gear

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:12 pm
by O Town
Kelly needs modesty, Kelly needs patience right now, Kelly needs to feel important to someone. And the best one of all, Kelly needs her brother backstage.WTH? :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:19 pm
by Josephine96
"John needs help" "John needs to learn the art of negotiating".. "John needs advice" "John needs your bone marrow" :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:26 pm
by tropicana
Justin Needs Help!
Justin Needs Parents who will encourage emotional, social and intellectual progress.

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:29 pm
by Brent
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Brent+needs%22

A bit freaky... :lol:

(The last one on the 1st page :eek: )

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:34 pm
by Josephine96
LMAO! :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:08 am
by TexasStooge
- 'Michael' needs a bit more flesh

- Michael needs open lines of communication

- Michael needs photographs

- Michael needs something

- Michael needs some Juice

- Michael needs plenty of sleep


Freaky! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:05 am
by Josephine96
These are too funny :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:28 am
by CajunMama
kathy needs partner.

Kathy needs services like the soup kitchen and the showers

10 years to go to retirement, Kathy needs to stick to lower risk funds

And then there was the one i can't put here...it was from a voyeur-swingers website! :eek:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:31 am
by Skywatch_NC
Eric needs cable petition. :lol: :wink:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:43 pm
by southerngale
Since another Kelly already posted the first few that came up, I did a "Kelly wants" search instead...

Kelly wants to be Kylie
Kelly wants to evaluate smoking ban
Kelly wants her own feud
Kelly wants to travel around the world because she loves to travel
Kelly wants skills for all school leavers
Kelly wants me... but I want her just as bad... I mean...
Kelly Wants Early Release
Kelly wants good time
Kelly Wants a New Scooter for Christmas

Ok, sorry...I got carried away. lol
I had to skip one too. :eek:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:56 pm
by Amanzi
Bronwyn needs to be eliminated before she can do any more damage :eek: :eek: :eek:

Lady Bronwyn needs at least one more deputy for the office :roll:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:06 pm
by stormie_skies
Hmmmm....

Karli needs to be extremely thankful...

Karli needs to find a plain of her own...

Karli needs to know money doesn't grow on trees...(it doesnt? really?? 8-) )

Karli needs surgery again.... :eek:

Karli needs to just shut up.... :grr:


And.....

Karli wants to go to Australia....

Karli wants to be held.... :oops:

Karli wants to audition for a part!

Karli wants to cut herself open.... :?: :x

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:13 pm
by furluvcats
shannon needs her mother
Shannon needs to Sayid a manicure
Shannon needs a shower. ...

Shannon needs to talk to someone
Shannon is growing up!
Shannon Needs a Lesson in Accountability
Shannon needs to make a decision on T-shirt logos within a week

shannon: "Re: Continuous birth control and bleeding"
...Shannon needs to mature up



Oh this is hilarious...good one Chad!!

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:17 pm
by arkess7
Amy needs a new pair of shoes..

Amy needs help! :lol:

Amy needs a good topic for her film..


Strange. :roll:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:29 pm
by brunota2003
"Lassie, go get help, Timmy needs help ... Lassie, go get help, Timmy needs help"

"Timmy needs determined, experienced parents, and it's all the better if they"

"... Timmy needs a family in which he can be the youngest or the only child in ......"

"Timothy's nanny, Mona, is certain about only one thing. Timmy needs to
disappear, fast. Only ... thing. Timmy needs to disappear, fast. ... "

Am I really that bad??? I need to disappear? WTF??? Go Lassie, save me!!!

"Timmy needs a Doctor with a good diet plan!" :lol:

"Mom lets me decide if Timmy needs diapers. Sometimes it is a pain. When we go out, Timmy needs to be on a child strap that goes on his wrist" :oops: :grr:

"... He likes being active and enjoys sports. Timmy needs to be part of a family
that can provide an extremely structured environment. ... " :D

"... Timmy Chest s Ma Starting Member 3 Posts, Posted - 11/02/2004 : 18:07:29 Show Profile
Email Poster Reply with Quote Timmy needs a bang of a sauce pan" :x

"When her Mother told her that Timmy needs special help to do math and spelling Kate seemed surprised. Kate hated math and had a hard time doing her homework" :x

Sounds like some people are slow... :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:37 pm
by azsnowman
Dennis needs to stamp

Muslims For Kucinich: Campaign expanding - Dennis needs our help



Dennis needs lots of verbal prompts and reminders. Also, Dennis needs to sit
close to the teacher away from distraction.

Dennis needs to get to school. Please call.
Thank you, ... Dennis needs an educational setting that fits his needs. ...
Dennis wants to be happy, Dennis needs to be first and best. ...
To cut back on stress and find emotional satisfaction, Dennis needs good ...


Dennis Needs A Win Tonight!!!


The decline of Dennis ...
... Dennis needs to curse, it's a habit for him. _____ Can't help it. I like
the guy. ... Dennis needs to curse, it's a habit for him. ...


Dennis needs lots of verbal prompts and reminders. ...



DENNIS NEEDS LOCAL YOUNG HORSES AND PROBLEM HORSES FOR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!!
Now that Dennis
needs an income with a family to support He could us his steamy difference ...

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 6:44 pm
by O Town
southerngale wrote:Since another Kelly already posted the first few that came up, I did a "Kelly wants" search instead...

Kelly wants to be Kylie
Kelly wants to evaluate smoking ban
Kelly wants her own feud
Kelly wants to travel around the world because she loves to travel
Kelly wants skills for all school leavers
Kelly wants me... but I want her just as bad... I mean...
Kelly Wants Early Release
Kelly wants good time
Kelly Wants a New Scooter for Christmas

Ok, sorry...I got carried away. lol
I had to skip one too. :eek:

Hey Kelly. Didn't you used to have the beach babe kickin her legs under an umbrella for your avatar? Just find it kinda strange and cool that I had that avatar when I joined, the only 2 here with it. And we both share the same first name. :lol: Just had to say something. :D

~Kelly

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:43 pm
by breeze
Annette needs to talk to her email administrator.
Annette needs no imagination to round out this scenario.
Annette needs members to serve on the committee.
Annette needs open lines of communication.
Annette needs partnership, including mental compatibility...

:eek: DANG! I didn't know that I needed so many
things...! :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:45 pm
by Amanzi
Am I the only one who needs to be eliminated. :eek: :lol:
These are sooo funny!