Halloween Hardy-Har-Hars!
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:45 am
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.
What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What was the bald man looking for on Halloween?
A hair raising experience!
What do werewolves like to eat best at a sporting event?
Hallowienies and an ice cold "bier"
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.
What do witches use to mend their clothes?
A pumpkin patch!
What kinds of prizes are given at the Witch Olympics?
A-warts!
Why did the witch's mailbox rattle?
She received a chain letter.
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home-moaners insurance
It's a pain in the neck.
What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What was the bald man looking for on Halloween?
A hair raising experience!
What do werewolves like to eat best at a sporting event?
Hallowienies and an ice cold "bier"
How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.
What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.
What do witches use to mend their clothes?
A pumpkin patch!
What kinds of prizes are given at the Witch Olympics?
A-warts!
Why did the witch's mailbox rattle?
She received a chain letter.
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home-moaners insurance
