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Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:46 pm
by Dee Bee
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10.Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.


AND, the Number One thing only women understand :


1. OTHER WOMEN

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:00 pm
by breeze
LOL, Dee Bee! That's so true!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:20 pm
by streetsoldier
I expected a blank page... :roll:

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:40 pm
by breeze
C'mon, now, Bill, the blank page would have been
titled "Women's Understanding of Men"... :lol:

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:53 pm
by wxmann_91
Where do you get these Dee Bee? LOL...

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:00 pm
by arkess7
:me?:

I dont care where you get this $%** from!!!!! It is damn funny!!! :lol: :vote: :boog: :22: :tease: :fantastic:

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:40 pm
by Terrell
Good list especially #1.

I'll admit to not fully understanding cat's facial expressions, being a guy and all. One thing though was when I was in HS (back in the '80s) I had a cat that made her opinion of any cat food other than fancy feast or amoure VERY clear If I gave her any other food she'd sniff it briefly then pretend she was burying it.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:27 am
by Stellar Storm
That is sooo funny! And I have one of my own to add:

I understand his need to feel in control. Subsequently, he's the only one that understands all the buttons on the remote control. :D