Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

[Dee Bee]

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10.Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.


AND, the Number One thing only women understand :


1. OTHER WOMEN

[breeze]

LOL, Dee Bee! That's so true!

[streetsoldier]

I expected a blank page...

[breeze]

C'mon, now, Bill, the blank page would have been
titled "Women's Understanding of Men"...

[wxmann_91]

Where do you get these Dee Bee? LOL...

[arkess7]

I dont care where you get this $%** from!!!!! It is damn funny!!!

[Terrell]

Good list especially #1.

I'll admit to not fully understanding cat's facial expressions, being a guy and all. One thing though was when I was in HS (back in the '80s) I had a cat that made her opinion of any cat food other than fancy feast or amoure VERY clear If I gave her any other food she'd sniff it briefly then pretend she was burying it.

[Stellar Storm]

That is sooo funny! And I have one of my own to add:

I understand his need to feel in control. Subsequently, he's the only one that understands all the buttons on the remote control.