One for the men!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:34 pm
I'm an equal opportunity offender! 
TRAINING COURSES FOR WOMEN
1. Silence, the Final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You do not need new shoes
every'day.
4. Parties: Going without new outfits
5. Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait
until after'the game.
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet
too.
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is His.
8. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you...
9. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first
10. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking
11. Communications Skills III: Getting what you want, without
nagging
12. Driving a car safely; A skill you can acquire
13. Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share
14. Telephone Skills: How to hang up
15. Introduction to parking
16. Advanced parking: Reversing into a space
17. Overcoming anal retentive behaviour: Leaving the towels on the
floor
18. Water retention: fact or fat?
19. Cooking I: Bringing back bacon, eggs & butter
20. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu aren't for human consumption
21. Cooking III: How not to inflict your diets on other people
22. Compliments; Accepting them gracefully
23. PMT; Your problem...Not his
24. Dancing; Why men don't want to
25. Sex; It's for married couples too
26. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have
27. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women
notice
28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together
29. Ballet: for women only
30. Oil & Petrol: Your car needs both
31. Learning to go in public toilets
32. Appreciating the humour of the three stooges
33. "Do these jeans make my arse look big?" - Why men lie
34. TV Remotes: For men only."
TRAINING COURSES FOR WOMEN
1. Silence, the Final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You do not need new shoes
every'day.
4. Parties: Going without new outfits
5. Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait
until after'the game.
6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet
too.
7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His razor is His.
8. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you...
9. Communication Skills I: Tears - The last resort, not the first
10. Communication Skills II: Thinking before speaking
11. Communications Skills III: Getting what you want, without
nagging
12. Driving a car safely; A skill you can acquire
13. Party Etiquette: Drinking your fair share
14. Telephone Skills: How to hang up
15. Introduction to parking
16. Advanced parking: Reversing into a space
17. Overcoming anal retentive behaviour: Leaving the towels on the
floor
18. Water retention: fact or fat?
19. Cooking I: Bringing back bacon, eggs & butter
20. Cooking II: Bran & Tofu aren't for human consumption
21. Cooking III: How not to inflict your diets on other people
22. Compliments; Accepting them gracefully
23. PMT; Your problem...Not his
24. Dancing; Why men don't want to
25. Sex; It's for married couples too
26. Classic Clothing: Wearing outfits you already have
27. Household Dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women
notice
28. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing it all together
29. Ballet: for women only
30. Oil & Petrol: Your car needs both
31. Learning to go in public toilets
32. Appreciating the humour of the three stooges
33. "Do these jeans make my arse look big?" - Why men lie
34. TV Remotes: For men only."
I think I posted something similar to this a while back, but it's still funny. 
LOL! 
