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"Keep off the Grass"
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 10:28 am
by j
A Nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothes entered. It was very quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass. " Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said "Sorry, had to mow the lawn. "
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 10:35 am
by weatherlover427
A bit gross but funny nonetheless.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:11 am
by wx247
Ewww... but
!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:21 am
by Stephanie
OMG!!!
That's funny!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 1:41 pm
by David
Thanks for the joke, I think?
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:15 pm
by mf_dolphin
ROFL.... I wonder if he used a bushwhacker?
Sorry....that was bad!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:31 pm
by Lindaloo
mf_dolphin wrote:ROFL.... I wonder if he used a bushwhacker?
Sorry....that was bad!
LOL!! Sheesh Marshall!!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:35 pm
by mf_dolphin
Soory Lindaloo! The devil made me do it!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 3:03 pm
by pojo
:o :o :o Marshall!!!!!
Although the joke was little on the gross side, it was still funny.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:13 pm
by Stephanie
mf_dolphin wrote:ROFL.... I wonder if he used a bushwhacker?
Sorry....that was bad!
AGGGGHHH!!!! :o
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:36 pm
by azskyman
Ohhhhh the stories my wife can tell. She works for three OB-GYN doctors!
I wouldn't miss their Christmas party for anything!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:42 pm
by mf_dolphin
ROFLMAO With the piercing frenzy it's got to be an all new adventure!
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 9:57 pm
by coriolis
That gives new meaning to the saying "a snake in the grass"
*Ed pushing the limits to the breaking point*
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:04 pm
by azskyman
I use a weedeater to mow my entire lawn here in AZ (most of it is rocks)...so I might just be the doc for the job! Put on my goggles, my garden gloves, and power it up.
And when I'm done...I love using the power edger with the titanium blade to square off the corners.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 11:18 pm
by David
Good thing I ate, i've all of a sudden lost all appetite. :o :o :o :o :o :o