Another Funny
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 12:00 am
3 couples were lost in a boating accident, and are standing before Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
St. Peter calls the first couple forward and starts reviewing the record. St. Peter said to the husband: "....This doesn't look good. Your downfall was money.....you loved it more than anything else.....Why you even married a woman named "Penny." Away with you!
He calls up the second couple, leafs through the book, looks at the husband, and makes a face. "This doesn't look good.....alcoholic.......drunk at work......always at the bar.....Why you even married a woman named "Sherry." Away with you!
The third guy turned to his wife and said "Let's get out of here Fanny, we don't stand a chance."
St. Peter calls the first couple forward and starts reviewing the record. St. Peter said to the husband: "....This doesn't look good. Your downfall was money.....you loved it more than anything else.....Why you even married a woman named "Penny." Away with you!
He calls up the second couple, leafs through the book, looks at the husband, and makes a face. "This doesn't look good.....alcoholic.......drunk at work......always at the bar.....Why you even married a woman named "Sherry." Away with you!
The third guy turned to his wife and said "Let's get out of here Fanny, we don't stand a chance."
