I am zippy girdle tush!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2003 4:48 pm
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
> > a = poopsie
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = stinky
> > k = flunky
> > l = boobie
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = tulefel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > a = apple
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = burger
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = bubble
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
> > a = poopsie
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = stinky
> > k = flunky
> > l = boobie
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = tulefel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> > a = apple
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = burger
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = bubble
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
My name is Lumpy Liverbreath. :o I'm just ever so happy to be a member of this board!!!! This is what I think about the evil professer 
:fishslap: 
:snipersmile: :bad-words: :30: Glad to see you all here.
