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Worlds shortest fairy tale

#1 Postby coriolis » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:30 pm

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing a lot.

THE END
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#2 Postby TexasStooge » Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:49 pm

Here's my shortest one:

"Once upon a time, The End."
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#3 Postby senorpepr » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:53 pm

coriolis wrote:Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing a lot.

THE END


Ahhh... that sounds so perfect. :D
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#4 Postby JQ Public » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:28 pm

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#5 Postby JQ Public » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:29 pm

^ I think i beat you all :)
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#6 Postby coriolis » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:30 am

JQ: At least mine had a moral and a happy ending. Your's was rather nihilistic.
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#7 Postby JQ Public » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:40 pm

:( The moral is to never marry?
to not marry women?

aahha jk i'm being a little crazy due to lack of sleep
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