A.A.A.D.D.

[MomH]

Just found out what my problem is.
I have A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden..... As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing....... As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full..... So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first..... But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.... I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left..... My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find a can of Coke that I had been drinking..... I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide
I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold..... As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye -- they need to be watered.....I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning..... I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers..... I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table..... I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers..... I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor..... So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill..... Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do..............At the end of the day:* the car isn't washed* the bills aren't paid* there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter* the flowers don't have enough water,* there is still only 1 check in my check book,* I can't find the remote,* I can't find my glasses,* and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. ....Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail..... Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent. Really!!Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

( And you wonder why I never seem to get anything done)

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPUTIC!

[azskyman]

MomH....I didn't know you have been following me around!!

There was one important step left off. Because I know that I tend to be distracted while I go through my day, I carry a pen and pad with me so I can make a list of all the things I need to do.

Only problem is, I misplaced the list, and even if I could find it I don't know where my pen is!!!

[vbhoutex]

MomH....I didn't know you have been following me around!!

There was one important step left off. Because I know that I tend to be distracted while I go through my day, I carrie a pen and pad with me so I can make a list of all the things I need to do.

Only problem is, I misplaced the list, and even if I could find it I don't know where my pen is!!!

LOLOLOL!!!!! Took the words right off of my keyboard!!!!! MomH must have multiple personalities if she is following you in Phoenix and me in Houston!!!!

[bevgo]

That is so me--my mom and hubby too. I sent this as an e-mail to both of them.