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Hurricane forecasting fortune cookie?

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 12:15 pm
by GalvestonDuck
Today, mine says "The most direct approach isn't always the best."

:eek:

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:15 pm
by The Big Dog
Why aren't the fortunes ever bad? I mean, you can't always have good luck in your future. Why don't they ever say something like "You are destined to a life of misery and failure." Come on, a little honesty. Helloooo???

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:16 pm
by streetsoldier
Mine says, "You are sought out for your wisdom..." :eek: My wife would disagree. :larrow:

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:01 pm
by MomH
Have no idea where it started but we always add the phrase "in the bedroom" when reading a fortune. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes very prophetic.

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:13 pm
by Radar
One time I opened a fortune cookie at a restaurant and there was no fortune in it... I took it as a bad sign.... lol

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:36 pm
by Swimdude
Radar wrote:One time I opened a fortune cookie at a restaurant and there was no fortune in it... I took it as a bad sign.... lol


It's happened to everyone. *Sniffle*

And lets see, "in the bedroom..." being added to my most recent fortune, which I saved, and sits in my wallet...

"For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous"...in the bedroom.

Wow.

That's great.

Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:55 am
by HurryKane
Swimdude wrote:
Radar wrote:One time I opened a fortune cookie at a restaurant and there was no fortune in it... I took it as a bad sign.... lol


It's happened to everyone. *Sniffle*

And lets see, "in the bedroom..." being added to my most recent fortune, which I saved, and sits in my wallet...

"For a good cause, wrongdoing may be virtuous"...in the bedroom.

Wow.

That's great.



:onfire: heheheheh.