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Man lies to police to avoid girlfriend's wrath

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:37 am
by sunny
Oh, man!!

Man lies to police to avoid girlfriend's wrath

10:23 AM CDT on Thursday, July 14, 2005


WWLTV.com

SLIDELL -- An Arkansas man told police he was the victim of a kidnapping, but later admitted to making up the whole story in order to avoid trouble with his girlfriend.

According to Slidell Police spokesman Capt. Rob Callahan, 39-year-old Douglas S. Kelly told authorities he was accosted in a gas station parking lot by another man and stuffed into the trunk of a vehicle. Kelly said the man drove around anywhere between 45 minutes and two hours while he was still in the trunk.

Kelly, who works as a contact aviation mechanic at Slidell City Airport, told police that after the vehicle came to a stop, he pulled the trunk’s emergency release cord and escaped.

During their interrogation, police said they noticed inconsistencies in Kelly’s story. Callahan said Kelly eventually told police the truth.

Kelly said he met a man named “Jess” at the swimming pool of the Motel 6 where he was staying, and the two decided to visit a nearby strip club. After several hours of drinking and spending money, Kelly became too intoxicated to drive back to the motel, and asked Jess if he could drive them back. The two men stopped at a gas station, and Kelly said he fell asleep while in the car. When he woke up the next morning, Kelly said his car keys were missing and Jess was gone.

Callahan said investigators learned Kelly spent $500 at the strip club, and made up the kidnapping story to, according to Kelly, “to insulate myself from the wrath of my pregnant girlfriend about my exploits at a strip club.” Kelly’s girlfriend is staying at their home in Arkansas.

Police said they were unsure if Jess even exists. Kelly was booked at Slidell City Jail with charges of falsely reporting a crime, which carries a sentence of six months in jail and a $500 fine.

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:43 am
by TexasStooge
CRAZY!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:44 am
by sunny
Who knows Stooge, maybe jail was preferable to the wrath of a pregnant girlfriend :eek:

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:01 pm
by Swimdude
Yikes... According to that little prayer from yesterday's thread... She had probably prayed for strength! :eek:

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:03 pm
by sunny
Dude, you will learn that there are very few things worse than the wrath of an angry woman - so learn now, okay?!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:05 pm
by Swimdude
Heh... Believe me, I've learned.

And learnING!

I'm reading Wuthering Heights. Woohoo!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:06 pm
by sunny
lol - you are fun!!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:13 pm
by Swimdude
:multi: :multi: :multi:

I try. Seeing as one can only take so much of that Talkin' Tropics forum.

Heathcliff: What troubles you, darling?
Catherine: Oh, I cannot say! For I fear my husband's reaction!
Heathcliff: I shall not live happy until you do!
Catherine: Oh enough of this mushy @#$%, i'm going on Storm2K. Let me know when dinner's ready.
Heathcliff: But Catherine! Thou heart has been trou...
Catherine: Just SHUT UP. Look, i'm tracking Hurricane Emily.
Heathcliff: Your wrath shall kill me!
Catherine: Eh, hurricanes are more important anyway.
Heathcliff: *Dies*

The end

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:15 pm
by sunny
Oh, a poet. Awe!!!! It is so touching I felt tears in my eyes :D

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 1:20 pm
by Swimdude
Catherine: NO! My beautiful manly man has died! What shall I do?!
Sunny: Remember... The hurricanes...
Catherine: Who are you?
Sunny: I'm from the S2K boards.
Catherine: Oh... Would you help me bury my beloved deceased?
Sunny: I'd rather not...
Catherine: But i'd be dreadfully in your debt for being such a kind and wonderf...
Sunny: Ok, now you shut up.
Catherine: *Dies as well*

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:58 pm
by The Big Dog
$500 at the strip club?!?!?!?! Wait, let me go back and read that again.......... $500???!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:59 pm
by sunny
You okay there Big Dog? LOL

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:46 pm
by gtalum
The Big Dog wrote:$500 at the strip club?!?!?!?! Wait, let me go back and read that again.......... $500???!!!


It's not that hard to drop $500 in a strip club. :)

Back in college I used to drop $100 in one in an hour every couple of weeks. And that was with free cover! :D

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:55 pm
by The Big Dog
Well then he must have danced with every girl there twice to drop a D-note. Geez!

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:03 pm
by alicia-w
gtalum wrote:
The Big Dog wrote:$500 at the strip club?!?!?!?! Wait, let me go back and read that again.......... $500???!!!


It's not that hard to drop $500 in a strip club. :)

Back in college I used to drop $100 in one in an hour every couple of weeks. And that was with free cover! :D


TMI

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:47 pm
by LaPlaceFF
alicia-w wrote: TMI


What's TMI?

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:13 pm
by yoda
LaPlaceFF wrote:
alicia-w wrote: TMI


What's TMI?


Too Much Information