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Actual Commercial Slogans/Phrases that almost sound naughty.

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:55 pm

OK, I'm so bored right now.

This is a thread of actual commercial slogans and phrases that almost sounded naughty, but didn't. So to start off:

This is the only one I can think of:

Aspercreme - "You becha sweet Aspercreme."
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#2 Postby gtalum » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:04 pm

UPS - "What can Brown do for you?"

Another UPS one that I only saw run one time:

"I'm plugged in to the big brown machine"

I always imagine that some smart-ass marketing student pulled one over on the UPS execs. :lol:
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#3 Postby wx247 » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:04 pm

"Ho!Ho!Ho! Green Giant!" :lol:
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#4 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:12 pm

Wendy's -- "Where's the beef?"

Miller Lite beer -- "Tastes great, less filling."

Nike shoes -- "Just Do It!"

Clairol hair color -- "Does she or doesn't she?"

Yellow Pages -- "Let your fingers do the walking."

M&M's -- "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

AT&T -- "Reach out and touch someone"

KFC -- "Finger lickin' good."

Lays potato chips -- "No one can eat just one"
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#5 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:17 pm

Slim Jim - "Eat Me!!"

Sea Doo - "A super-charged bat outta..."
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#6 Postby HurricaneBill » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:17 pm

Juicy Fruit gum commercial from the 1980s:
"Take a sniff. Pull it out. The taste of juicy fruit when you pop it in your mouth".

Or the famous Noxema shaving cream commercial from the 1960s:
"Take it off. Take it all off."
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#7 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:18 pm

Totsie Pop - "How many licks does it take till you get to the center?"
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#8 Postby Amanzi » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:32 pm

Well I know its not really a commercial, but I just the name "ding dong" and well the mental picture is rather Phallic. :eek:
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#9 Postby southerngale » Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:05 pm

For pork, the other white meat: "Pork; the one you love."

Burger King - "Have it your way"

Bic lighters - "Flick of my Bic"

Herbal Essences - "A totally organic experience."

Continental Airlines- "we really move our tail for you!"

Electrolux - "Nothings sucks like an Electrolux"

IKEA - "Screw yourself"

Olympic Airways - "Half The Fun Is Getting There"

BMW - "Sheer driving pleasure"
BMW - "The ultimate driving machine"

Doral cigarettes - "Taste Me! Taste Me! Come on and Taste Me!"

Exxon - "Put a tiger in your tank"
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#10 Postby bevgo » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:44 pm

"you just can't Wagner's meat"
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#11 Postby earthquake~weather » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:25 pm

what was that one for herbal essences.....something about having an "organic experience"? :wink:
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#12 Postby Brent » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:59 pm

earthquake~weather wrote:what was that one for herbal essences.....something about having an "organic experience"? :wink:


The commerical with the woman in the shower making those uhhhh.... noises was a bit subjective too. :eek: :lol:
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#13 Postby mobilebay » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:18 am

Brent wrote:
earthquake~weather wrote:what was that one for herbal essences.....something about having an "organic experience"? :wink:


The commerical with the woman in the shower making those uhhhh.... noises was a bit subjective too. :eek: :lol:

That one sure got my attention. :D
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