try this again
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2003 4:37 pm
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had
> a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
> to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
> centipede (100 legged bug), which came in a little white box to use
> for his house.
>
> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
> drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> Frank's with me and
> have a beer?"
>
> But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
> but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going
> to the bar
> and having a drink with me?"
>
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
> waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
> to ask him one
> more time: this time putting his face up against the centipede's house
> and
> shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and
have
> a
> drink with me?"
>
> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
>
> A little voice came out of the box:
> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
> a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
> to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
> centipede (100 legged bug), which came in a little white box to use
> for his house.
>
> He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
> decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
> drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
> Frank's with me and
> have a beer?"
>
> But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
> but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going
> to the bar
> and having a drink with me?"
>
> But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
> waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
> to ask him one
> more time: this time putting his face up against the centipede's house
> and
> shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and
have
> a
> drink with me?"
>
> YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
>
> A little voice came out of the box:
> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
Nice one mamadude! 
