Reasons why Bill Clinton should administer Iraq...
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:16 pm
(a) He'd love Uday's gymnasium
(b) No lack of desks
(c) No lack of "interns"
(d) it's an oil-rich country, so he can be as "slick" as he wants, and no one would notice
(e) No Hillary
(f) He can sell Chelsea to the lowest bidder
(g) He won't need to unzip...they wear robes
(h) He will have the only "dangerous missile" in the country
(i) He can debate the "politics of meaning" with the world's most accomplished liars
(j) He can "inhale" there
(k) YOUR TURN!
(b) No lack of desks
(c) No lack of "interns"
(d) it's an oil-rich country, so he can be as "slick" as he wants, and no one would notice
(e) No Hillary
(f) He can sell Chelsea to the lowest bidder
(g) He won't need to unzip...they wear robes
(h) He will have the only "dangerous missile" in the country
(i) He can debate the "politics of meaning" with the world's most accomplished liars
(j) He can "inhale" there
(k) YOUR TURN!
