STORM2K

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:27 pm**

A newly wed Jamaican fireman came home from work
>> >
>> >one day and said to his wife :
>> >Y'know sumptin, honey, we have a wonderful system
>> >
>> >
>> >at de fire station.
>> >Bell 1 rings - we put on we jackets.
>> >Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
>> >Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready
>> >to go.
>> >From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to
>> >strip naked.
>> >When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed.
>> >When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru
>> >de night."
>> >The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One'
>> >and she
>> >
>> >
>> >stripped naked.
>> >'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
>> >'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.
>> >After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
>> >"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
>> >She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't
>> >nowhere near de
>> >fire."
HAHA
MIKE :roll:

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:19 pm**

LOL OMG!

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 8:51 pm**

Heeee-heee.....good one, Dude!

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:03 pm**

lol...now that's funny!

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:12 pm**

ROFL!

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:36 pm**

hehe, you think its funny, think how he must have felt..LMAO
MIKE

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:51 pm**

Oh, but being the woman, hmmmm.....I can't imagine... :ggreen:

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 9:53 pm**

only if i could say what i wanted without being banned
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
MIKE

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:02 pm**

LoL, been there many a time........ :wink:

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:18 pm**

maybe dolphin will let me be bad one more time before Im shipped over seas???
ya think?
hehe
MIKE

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:25 pm**

'Ya better hit him in the head with a red snapper before you
assume he might...Lol...like this....HEY, DOLPH! :fishslap:

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:28 pm**

nah, he likes that, he has a little freak in him as well, need to try a different approach with him..LMAO
MIKE

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:32 pm**

ROTFLMAO!!! OOoooooooh, wait til he logs on and sees that! :ggreen:

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:42 pm**

cant deny the truth hunny
LOL
he knows the truth, now we all do...
how do we spell banned? BANNED??
LMAO
MIKE

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:46 pm**

Well, you can either spell it B-A-N-N-E-D.....

or, you can spell it S-C-R-E-W-E-D.......

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:47 pm**

either way, is bye bye DUDE
LMAO
MIKE

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:55 pm**

Quick! PM me your address before Dolph bans you!

Lmao!

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:10 pm**

sent, now im going to beddy boooooo
see u tomorrow........and keep that butt a growing
LOL
MIKE

Posted: **Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:13 pm**

Are you kiddin'? People around me drop off pounds, I pick
'em up!

STORM2K

Jamaican Firefighter

Jamaican Firefighter