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How to impress a woman

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:19 pm
by bfez1
How to Impress....... A Woman

Compliment her,

cuddle her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

stroke her,

tease her,

comfort her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

dance with her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her

How to impress a Man

Show up naked.

Bring Beer.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 1:26 pm
by Amanzi
WOW men are deep...lol

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:41 pm
by chadtm80
LOL

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:46 pm
by breeze
*Choosing to withhold comment...LoL!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 2:49 pm
by j
I'd be too tired to even crack the beer after all that!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:23 pm
by Miss Mary
Showing your age there j? Sorry, couldn't resist....older than you I know. Let me have it.

"Wow men are deep" - Amanzi - good reply!

Funny list. Very appropriate. Sort of reminds me of the TV show Everybody Loves Raymond. First part is Debra talking, second part is Ray doing the talking!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:24 pm
by the_master
lol ahahahaha...good one ( about the mens ) I halfto agree 8)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:32 pm
by Arizwx
A.)I have no problem doing any of those things in the list..and then some.
B.)Forget the Beer.Let's get to it! 8)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:33 pm
by rainstorm
all i have to do is wear a mini skirt and a man will do anything

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:40 pm
by Arizwx
Is it getting abit warm in this room?
Okay..I'm hitting the Cold Shower! :o

cool down time

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:45 pm
by rainstorm
Arizwx wrote:Is it getting abit warm in this room?
Okay..I'm hitting the Cold Shower! :o


hehe

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:47 pm
by j
a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:49 pm
by Stephanie
j wrote:a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?


You're a trip!!!! :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 3:52 pm
by Arizwx
C'mon Rainstorm,
Answer the man!This Shower is Friggin' Freezing and its 87F outside!!!
Lemme see..Baseball,Hockey,Wrestling,Women Wrestling,DOH!

men are beasts, some are tigers, some are lambs

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:04 pm
by rainstorm
j wrote:a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?



at least half way above the knee.

Re: men are beasts, some are tigers, some are lambs

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:07 pm
by Arizwx
rainstorm wrote:
j wrote:a sign of maturity is to refrain from jumping all over a leading type response such as rainstorms, which would only make us men look like beasts.

Exactly how short are we talking rainstorm?



at least half way above the knee.


Thank You!
Now I can go outside and drip dry in the Sun!I'll defrost sometime in May.
8)

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:13 pm
by rainstorm
cool!! be a good beastie boy!!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:19 pm
by Arizwx
rainstorm wrote:cool!! be a good beastie boy!!


You have no idea. :grrr:
hehehe.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:22 pm
by Guest
I want equality here. How about it ladies - the men got rainstorm in a mini - what can we ask for??????

Patricia

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2003 4:25 pm
by Arizwx
ticka1 wrote:I want equality here. How about it ladies - the men got rainstorm in a mini - what can we ask for??????

Patricia


I stood outside in Broad Daylight Drip Drying!What more misery can you put me thru???