STORM2K

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:14 pm**

Islam forbids any "brother" to even touch a pig, its meat or even fat...let's drop gallons of pork chitlins, chops, lard, etc. all over the Republican Guard, and deny them Paradise!

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2003 10:31 pm**

Haa! Haaaa!!! I've been saying "let's drop pigs from parachutes"!!!

You don't get to see Allah!!!

(*Nobody listens to me! :o )

I'm with 'ya on that one, Soldier!

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:13 pm**

Hey Bill!! You just may have something there. Wouldn't that be something if we saw pigs being dropped into Baghdad? LOL Reporter asking Iraqi guard how they lost the war? "We were defeated by parachuting pigs" :lol:

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:57 pm**

Like these murderers are going to see "Allah" anyway!

But I'm sure God will have something to say to them before they head south!!

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2003 12:34 am**

Yes, folks, even baby-back ribs can be important to the war effort!

The thing is that, once "defiled", any Muslim is shunned, tainted for all time as an "outcast"...a rumor that the British lubricated their rifle cartridges with pork lard in 1857 India started the Sepoy Rebellion among its Muslim native troops (they were actually coated in beeswax).

"PORK...the OTHER patriotic meat!" :wink:

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2003 8:39 am**

Lindaloo wrote: Reporter asking Iraqi guard how they lost the war? "We were defeated by parachuting pigs"

Saturday Night Live would have a blast with that idea!! :cheesy:

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:11 am**

"PORK...the OTHER patriotic meat!"

ROFLMAO!

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2003 9:18 am**

Here's a couple of potential tactics:

Our military should serve ham a lot and the soldiers could be instructed to be "pigs" and leave their dishes and scraps around the perimeter of their position. This should ward off the bad guys.

Our guys could take the scraps and spread them thoughout the iraqui positions at night. We could call these units "Hammandos."

We could develop a high tech fragmentary "bacon bits bomb" that would spread the offensive particles over a wide area, causing widespread panic and confusion.

We could develop a shaped charge warhead consisting of a boneless ham (aerodynamic shape) and fire it into their positions. we could name it The Defiler."