Itinerary for the Democratic Convention(LOL)
Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:31 am
Itinerary for the Democrats Convention:
6:00pm- Opening---Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05pm- Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
6:10pm- Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:30pm- Antiwar Concert by Barbra Streisand
6:45pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm- Tribute to France
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
7:30pm- Tribute to Germany
7:45pm- Antiwar rally moderated by Michael Moore
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00pm- Homosexual Marriage ceremonies for male and female same sex partners.
9:30pm- CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN Seminars on "How to Defeat President Bush".
10:00pm- Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm- Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:20pm- Solo-Howard Dean, "Yeeearrrrrrg!"
10:30pm- Abortion Demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm- Honorary Awards to the New York Times and the Washington Post.
11:00pm- Marriage ceremonies for Threesomes and other kinky groups.
11:15pm- Workshop- "How to Maximize Welfare Payments"
11:30pm- Pep rally to raise Bail for Saddam Hussein.
11:50pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm- Nomination of John Kerry for President
1:00am- Nomination of obscure born loser for Vice-President
2:00am- Rest, Recovery and Sobering-up recess
5:00am- Ted Kennedy will conduct a swimming and water safety class
6:00 am- Closing Prayer by O.J. Simpson
6:00pm- Opening---Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05pm- Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
6:10pm- Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:30pm- Antiwar Concert by Barbra Streisand
6:45pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm- Tribute to France
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
7:30pm- Tribute to Germany
7:45pm- Antiwar rally moderated by Michael Moore
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00pm- Homosexual Marriage ceremonies for male and female same sex partners.
9:30pm- CBS, NBC, ABC, and CNN Seminars on "How to Defeat President Bush".
10:00pm- Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm- Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:20pm- Solo-Howard Dean, "Yeeearrrrrrg!"
10:30pm- Abortion Demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm- Honorary Awards to the New York Times and the Washington Post.
11:00pm- Marriage ceremonies for Threesomes and other kinky groups.
11:15pm- Workshop- "How to Maximize Welfare Payments"
11:30pm- Pep rally to raise Bail for Saddam Hussein.
11:50pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm- Nomination of John Kerry for President
1:00am- Nomination of obscure born loser for Vice-President
2:00am- Rest, Recovery and Sobering-up recess
5:00am- Ted Kennedy will conduct a swimming and water safety class
6:00 am- Closing Prayer by O.J. Simpson