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You think you're having a bad day?

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:19 am
by chadtm80
Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:35 am
by j
Only on Storm2k can you find news like this :)

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:35 am
by yoda
Gee, well, that may not be up to par as where I am on bad days.. but that's funny none the less. LOL! :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:48 am
by Lindaloo
Whoops!!

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:57 am
by Brent
Yikes. That hurts just thinking about it. :eek: :oops:

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:45 am
by Josephine96
LOL Guess he won't be getting freaky any time soon LMAO sorry..

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:47 am
by bfez1
How stupid can you be???

Re: You think you're having a bad day?

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:53 am
by GalvestonDuck
chadtm80 wrote:
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.


Um, yeah...like he could deny that?

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:31 pm
by breeze
I wanna know - can he sing soprano, now? :lol: