This is dedicated to Chad!
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:05 am
For the Birthday Boy!!!
Subject: GAMES FOR WHEN WE GET OLDER
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>1. Sag, you're It.
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>2. Hide and go pee.
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>3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
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>4. Kick the bucket
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>5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
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>6. Musical recliners.
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>7. Simon says something incoherent.
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>8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
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>SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
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>1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
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>2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
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>3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
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>OLD IS WHEN:
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>1. Going! bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
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>2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
>have to go along.
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>3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
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>4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
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>5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Subject: GAMES FOR WHEN WE GET OLDER
>
>1. Sag, you're It.
>
>2. Hide and go pee.
>
>3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
>
>4. Kick the bucket
>
>5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
>
>6. Musical recliners.
>
>7. Simon says something incoherent.
>
>8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
>
>SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
>
>
>1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
>
>2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
>
>3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
>
>OLD IS WHEN:
>
>
>1. Going! bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
>
>2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't
>have to go along.
>
>3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
>
>4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
>
>5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
