STORM2K

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper
> > > > down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said,
> > > > "Your barracks door is open."
> > > > This is not a phrase men normally use,
> > > > so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
> > > > When he was about done shopping, a man came up and
> > > > said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished
> > > > his shopping.
> > > > He then intentionally got in the line to check out
> > > > where the lady was that told him about his
"barracks
> > > > door." He was planning to have a little fun with
> > > > her. When he reached her counter he said,
> > > > "When you saw my barracks door open
> > > > did you see a soldier standing in there at
attention?"
> > > >
> > > > The lad! y (being smarter than a man...of course)
> > > > thought for a moment and said, "No...no I didn't.
> > > > All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two
> > > > duffel bags."
> > > >
> > > >
> > >

That could be ME, except that I don't own any duffel bags.

My duffel bags just don't work anymore.

This was a planned modification 4 children were plenty LOL

The Van Bergen household had "modifications" quite a few years ago!!! That was after 2!!! I can't imagine 4, at least not Van Bergens!!!! Now if someone doesn't attack that you are all wimps!!!

TMITINTK...thats more info than I needed to know!

That said, great joke bfez!

After two bouncing baby boys weighing in around 10 lbs each, my drill instructor made sure my duffel bags had their strings snipped too!