I LOVE MY JOB!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:39 pm
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a
bit clearer...
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IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell. AT
WORK
- you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.
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IN PRISON - you get three meals a day. AT WORK - you only get a break
for one meal and you pay for it.
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IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK - you get more
work for good behavior
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IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
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IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK - you get fired for
watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON - you get your own toilet. AT WORK - you have to share with
some idiot who pees on the seat.
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IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK - you
can't even speak to your family.
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IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT
WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
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IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.
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IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK - they are
called managers.
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> Have a Great Day at WORK!!!
bit clearer...
>
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell. AT
WORK
- you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.
>
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day. AT WORK - you only get a break
for one meal and you pay for it.
>
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK - you get more
work for good behavior
>
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
>
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK - you get fired for
watching TV and playing games.
>
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet. AT WORK - you have to share with
some idiot who pees on the seat.
>
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK - you
can't even speak to your family.
>
IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT
WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.
>
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK - they are
called managers.
>
> Have a Great Day at WORK!!!
And a lot of clinics and doctor's offices have a "restroom" for whoever, although in the lobby of the main hospital and some other parts, there are men's and women's facilities.
, Marshall. 