STORM2K

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:07 pm**

Apache Warrior Kerry
During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation Wednesday, Democratic
presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every
Native American's income by $40,000 a year. Senator Kerry refused
repeated requests for details of his plan. However, he also told the Apaches that
during his Senate career, he has voted YES 9,637 times....for every
Indian issue ever introduced.

Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential
candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird
so full of crap it can't fly.

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:09 pm**

ROFLMBO! I would go for Puking Buzzard!

Can you say buying votes? I wish someone would raise my annual income by $40,000! Oh wait, maybe that's so they can afford the taxes he wants to collect! ;-)

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:14 pm**

OR...

Trotting Turkey...as in (Kerry) not knowing what he's talking about! LOL

Eric

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 7:37 pm**

Is that a true story?

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:39 pm**

Too bad it isnt "Constipated Elephant" as full of sh*t as he is. Then again that isnt an authenic sounding Indian name either.

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:48 pm**

"senator running bowels"

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:57 pm**

Eagle who follows the sun...no the moon. no the sun..no the moon..no the sun...... :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:12 pm**

They guy that flies right into the ground :roll:

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:31 pm**

rainstorm wrote:"senator running bowels"

LMAOOOOOO

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:31 pm**

"he who has no votes" :lol:

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:56 pm**

Chief Flip Flop

Posted: **Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:49 pm**

Running Turkey. I think we should stuff him and have him for Thanksgiving dinner!!!!! Nahhhh why waste good stuffing.

Posted: **Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:02 am**

george_r_1961 wrote:Too bad it isnt "Constipated Elephant" as full of sh*t as he is. Then again that isnt an authenic sounding Indian name either.

Or in Kerry's case...Donkey! LOL

STORM2K

John Kerry's honorary Apache name...................

John Kerry's honorary Apache name...................