President Hillary
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:56 am
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."