STORM2K

In the beginning God created Eve. And she had three breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things going, Eve?" He asked.

"It's all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I just have this one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!" So, God reached down and removed the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.

"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see... where did I put that useless boob?"

GalvestonDuck wrote:In the beginning God created Eve. And she had three breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things going, Eve?" He asked.

"It's all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I just have this one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I figured you'd need half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!" So, God reached down and removed the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.

"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked.

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let's see... where did I put that useless boob?"

ROFLMAO

Quite tittillating, AFLAC...

But there are B BS...and there are b bs, you see.

You should be ashamed David.

Even I have often asked, "If God gave us men such a wonderful brain, why is it so many let another part of their anatomy lead them around?"

Careful now ladies...that same wonderful God also gave you great inner beauty that you spend thousands and thousands of dollars on in a lifetime trying to dress up with eyeliner, lipstick, and anti-wrinkle cream!

Heck, they have a whole floor devoted to your face in every department store! There are mirrors everywhere!

Imagine a department store with that same focus on a man's most precious parts!

Then again...best NOT to imagine that!

Bill and David.

streetsoldier wrote:Quite tittillating, AFLAC...

But there are B BS...and there are b bs, you see.

What about B bs. Which is in-between B BS...and b bs.

Those are the ones I prefer.

USAwx1 wrote:

streetsoldier wrote:Quite tittillating, AFLAC...

But there are B BS...and there are b bs, you see.

What about B bs. Which is in-between B BS...and b bs.

Those are the ones I prefer.

Yeah I think I would prefer those also. Just right. LOL