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When God created woman....

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:22 am
by j
First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's
needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.



Then he added a mouth.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:28 am
by streetsoldier
...and neither God nor Man has slept since then... :roll:

ROFL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:30 am
by j
****waits for equal or greater retaliation from the woman troops

grrrrr

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:39 am
by TLC
At least we can find Eden without having to ask for directions :P

Re: grrrrr

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:46 am
by Lindaloo
TLC wrote:At least we can find Eden without having to ask for directions :P


AMEN!!! :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:20 am
by vbhoutex
Wow!! That didn't take long!! :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:27 am
by Skywatch_NC
Yea, but wasn't it the woman who offered the man a bite from the Forbidden Fruit? :eek: :P

Here Adam honey...taste this scrumptious Granny Red! :eek: :lol:

Eric

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:50 am
by Stephanie
ALRIGHT TLC!!! :lol:

Eric - when he was taking a bite out of the apple, he was using his other brain at the time! :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:06 pm
by Brent
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is funny.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:12 pm
by Guest
No apples...no cookies...Adam shoulda held out for a pair of cupcakes... :eek::lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:20 pm
by vbhoutex
Coppertop wrote:No apples...no cookies...Adam shoulda held out for a pair of cupcakes... :eek::lol:


:oops: :eek: :oops: :eek: :oops: :eek: :oops: Oh wait!!! That is my dirty old mind!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:41 pm
by Suzi Q
David, you and I are unfortunately on the same brain wave.......EEEEEEKKKKKKKK! Must be the rain.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:46 pm
by swmochic
ya that was funny!

but when god created man he gave him a brain and a ***** but unfortunatly he only gave man enough blood to operate one at a time!!! LOL

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:46 pm
by Pburgh
The suns out here and I was thinking the same!!!!lol

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:45 pm
by streetsoldier
HEY...that's ONE area in which I can "multi-task"! :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:18 pm
by Wnghs2007
streetsoldier wrote:HEY...that's ONE area in which I can "multi-task"! :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:


ROFLMAOWGBAJJ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:20 pm
by GalvestonDuck
WGABJJ?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:28 pm
by Wnghs2007
GalvestonDuck wrote:WGABJJ?


While Going Bonkers At Jessee James

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:14 pm
by vbhoutex
Wnghs2007 wrote:
GalvestonDuck wrote:WGABJJ?


While Going Bonkers At Jessee James


Doesn't translate.

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:23 pm
by Wnghs2007
Wnghs2007 wrote:
ROFLMAOWGBAJJ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:



Um you spelled it wrong that is why it does not translate vboutex.


Its ROFLMAOWGBAJJ. NOt ROFLMAOWGABJJ.