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Cows & illegal aliens
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:24 pm
by j
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
I think the solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:31 pm
by yank
They can track the illegal aliens but they'd rather ignore them since their daily burrito and taco purchases are stimulating the economy. Cows have very little expendable income.

Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:32 pm
by CaluWxBill
It does not surprise me at all. Businesses run good invatories, which I guess in this case deals with the US government and cows. but cows don't really have much freedom, people are allowed to pretty much do as they wish. You think they would have a little better grasp on it though.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:38 pm
by j
Now how's that for a sarcastic response from our newest member.
Welcome aboard "yank"
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:40 pm
by yank
Thank you, kind sir.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:42 pm
by j
where have I heard that before?
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 12:43 pm
by yank
Search me. Deja voo doo, I suppose.
Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 1:09 pm
by j
recently spotted in a rural town somewhere in southwest Texas:

Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 1:37 pm
by Guest
lol J. We think alike. It seems absurd to me too.
...Jennifer...