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The Next Survivor Series!!!

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 10:24 am
by bfez1
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

>

> Six married men

> will be dropped

> on an island with

> 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.

> Each kid plays two sports and either takes

> music or dance classes.

> ****

> There is no access to fast food.

> ***

> Each man must take care of his 4 kids,

> keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework,

> complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

> ****

> The men only have access to television

> When the kids are asleep and

> all chores are done.

> There's only one TV between them

> and there is

> NO REMOTE

> ****

> The men must shave their legs,

> wear makeup daily,

> which they must apply themselves,

> either while driving or

> while making four lunches.

> ****

> They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

> ****

> clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

> ****

> make an Indian hut model with

> six toothpicks, a tortilla

> and one marker;

> ***

> and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

> ****

> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

> ****

> The last man wins ........only if

> he has enough energy to be intimate

> with his spouse at a moment's notice.

> ****

> If the last man does win, he can play the game

> over and over again

> for the next 18-25 years ...

> eventually earning the right to be called

> **************

> ***"Mother."***

> *************

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 10:26 am
by TexasStooge
LOL!!

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 10:39 am
by Amanzi
WAY TO GO ALL THE MAMA'S :)

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 10:49 am
by wx247
Boy... am I glad I didn't sign up to be on the show. :lol:

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:22 pm
by Guest
Men couldn't handle it. They're not as skilled as us women. ;)
...Jennfer...

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 12:58 pm
by TexasStooge
No men (Like me) would want to be in a contest like that, in fact I'm still too young to be in there. :lol: