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Miss-Demeanor 2004

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 6:44 am
by TexasStooge
Hello S2Kers around the World, welcome to the 1st annual Miss Demeanor show, a thread about females who recently commited some stupid crimes, they could be celebrities, or average ladies.

1st Nominee: Lil' Kim

NEW YORK (AFP) - American rap star Lil'Kim was charged with conspiracy to commit perjury, making false statements and obstruction of justice for allegedly lying to police investigating a shooting involving members of her entourage.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u ... 0414222152

2nd Nominee: Courtney Love

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — Rocker Courtney Love pleaded not guilty Friday to felony charges that she illegally possessed prescription painkillers.

Superior Court Judge Elden Fox set a hearing for June 4, when a trial date could be set.

http://www.courttv.com/people/2004/0430/love_ap.html

3rd Nominee: Sharon Luck

FORT WORTH, Texas (Star-Telegram) - Police say it was not lady Luck's lucky day.

Sharon Ann Luck, 43, was arrested by police and FBI agents Wednesday morning after she robbed a Fort Worth bank, police say, and then went to her Burleson bank to deposit the stolen money.

Bad luck.

A dye pack in her purse exploded.

Robbery Detective Mike Baggott said that shortly after 9 a.m. a woman walked into the Bank One, 6351 Camp Bowie Blvd., and handed a teller a note demanding money. After the teller complied, the woman fled with the note, an undisclosed amount of money and an unexpected surprise -- a dye pack with a delayed reaction.

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/local/8548008.htm

4th Nominee: Mary Ellen Bartee

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) - A woman has been charged with trespassing after allegedly exposing her breasts at a North Idaho College student concert.

Mary Ellen Bartee, 51, allegedly lifted her shirt and exposed her breasts on the concert stage at the Student Union Building on Wednesday at the end of the concert by the band Raining Jane.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ed_breasts

5th Nominee: Patria Michel

DURANT, Okla. (Court TV) — An Oklahoma woman meant to dial a drug dealer, but called her probation officer instead.

Patria Michel, 48, was arrested last week after she tried to trade the prescription drug Xanax for methamphetamines.

The probation officer, Doug Canant, played along when Michel called him looking for "David." The 13-year veteran was initially joking when he told Michel she had indeed reached a dealer.

After some initial skepticism on Michel's part, the two struck up a conversation, arranged a deal and even discussed her "red-headed, SOB" probation officer.

3rd story on http://www.courttv.com/people/scm/031804_ctv.html

The winners will be announced the Day after my Birthday. (May 8th)

Posted: Mon May 03, 2004 1:21 pm
by TexasStooge
If you like to PM me who you voted for, that's OK as well. ;)

Posted: Tue May 04, 2004 1:30 pm
by TexasStooge
*****BUMP*****

Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 12:53 pm
by TexasStooge
Just to keep this thread going, here are the current standings as of Wednesday 12:53PM Dallas, TX Time:

1. Patria Michel - 54% [ 6 votes ]
2. Courtney Love - 27% [ 3 votes ]
3. Sharon Luck - 9% [ 1 vote ]
4. Lil' Kim - 9% [ 1 vote ]
5. Mary Ellen Bartee - 0% [ 0 votes ]

Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 7:36 am
by TexasStooge
Here are some women who would've been nominated this year:

Mary Denise Flowers

CLEARWATER, Fla. (Court TV) — All things must pass, including stolen jewelry.

Mary Denise Flowers was sentenced to probation this week after pleading guilty to grand theft for swallowing a $20,000 diamond ring at a mall jewelry store last December.

There is probably never a truly good time to down a diamond ring. But Flowers' timing was downright awful.

When the Littman Jewelers clerk was not looking, Flowers swallowed the 1.5-carat platinum solitaire just feet from Clearwater Police Detective Ramon Cosme, two uniformed mall guards and a forensic technician, who were all investigating a reported watch theft.

Store employees immediately alerted Cosme to the missing ring. Despite being caught on a surveillance camera, Flowers initially denied devouring the diamond.

Making matters worse, she agreed to have her stomach X-rayed at a nearby hospital. The pilfered precious gem reportedly sparkled against the dark background of the X-ray film.

Police arrested Flowers and a judge ordered that she be held without bail until authorities got the ring back. Flowers was placed in Pinellas County jail under constant surveillance, first by a deputy and later in a cell with a camera.

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Patricia Johnson:

MERCER, Pa. (Court TV) — Patricia Johnson exhibited parenting skills so poor they were criminal.

A judge last week sentenced the 35-year-old mom to up to 15 months in jail for her out-of-control antics at a birthday party for her teenage son, where she allegedly stripped and popped pills.

Johnson pleaded guilty to charges of furnishing alcohol to minors and corruption, a charge that covered a wide range of inappropriate behavior with children under 16, according to prosecutors.

Authorities initially charged Johnson with 27 criminal counts, including indecent exposure and reckless endangerment, but dropped most of the charges in exchange for her guilty plea in February.

The charges stemmed from a bizarre birthday bash.

The celebration started innocently enough, with Johnson taking her son and three of his friends to ride go-karts at about 10 p.m. on July 26. But plans changed when Johnson found that the go-karts already had been rented.

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Joan Harris

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (Court TV) — The hurricane winds hadn't even hit when a knife went flying around a Florida couple's home.

Seventy-year-old Joan W. Harris faces aggravated battery charges after reportedly hurling a knife at her husband because he decided to watch football instead of helping her prepare for Hurricane Isabel.

Responding officers reportedly found Robert M. Harris, 71, sitting on the bathroom sink with a large cut in his leg and a pool of blood on the floor.

Police said the dispute began when Mrs. Harris asked her hubby of 51 years to help her prepare for the impending hurricane, but he refused to pitch in until halftime.

By then, instead of tackling preparations, the Harrises were in the midst of a heated argument, police said. Joan Harris then allegedly grabbed an 8-inch butcher knife she was going to use to slice meatloaf and chased her husband into the bedroom.

Well, nice try ladies, maybe next time.