Have you ever wondered???
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:45 pm
Have you ever wondered who was the first person to ever look at a cow
>and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
>whatever comes out?"
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>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
>eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."
>
>
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
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>If the professor on gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
>why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
>point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed considering
>what happens next?
>
>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
>didn't he just buy dinner?
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>
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
>Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?
>
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
>tune?
>Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
>
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
>you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
>window?
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>
>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
>call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a$$?
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>and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
>whatever comes out?"
>
>
>Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
>eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."
>
>
>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
>horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
>
>Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
>
>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
>
>
>If the professor on gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut,
>why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
>
>Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
>point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
>Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed considering
>what happens next?
>
>Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
>didn't he just buy dinner?
>
>
>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
>vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
>If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
>Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?
>
>Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
>tune?
>Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
>
>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
>you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
>window?
>
>
>Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
>call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your a$$?
>
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