I spent all my paycheck buying up that TNT ...and I just got back from Good Will where I dumped all her clothes and I fed all her flowers to some ol' billy goat

...I know it's not much, but it's all that I could think of at the time. The worst things were the first things that came into my mind. I ain't done near enough to get her outta my heart. But, at least I'm feeling better ....what the hell, it's a good start
Then I put a chainsaw to the oaktree where I carved her name and took a backhoe to our parking spot up on lovers' lane. I've been leaving lots of messages on the bathroom walls with her name and number, "for some hot stuff just call" :-D ...LMAO ...I know I know ...it's not much, but it's a good start :-D