WHY IS JOHN KERRY A POODLE?

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WHY DO I REFER TO JOHN KERRY AS THE POODLE?

Simple:

He's French.
His hairdresser also grooms poodles.
He's a rich woman's pet.
That pretty much cover's it.
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[streetsoldier]

That is a blatant insult to Annabelle (she be a ho'), my apricot toy poogle puppy, who's about as conservative as one can get....she growls whenever Kerry's mug shows up on the tube.

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