Middle aged women
Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:40 pm
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she
had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time
up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two
months and eight days
to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital
and have = a facelift, liposuction and tummy
tuck. Since she had
so much more time to live, she figured she
might as well look even
nicer. After her last operation, she was
released from the
hospital. While crossing the street = on her
way home, she was
killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out
of the path of that
ambulance?"
God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you."
taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she
had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time
up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two
months and eight days
to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital
and have = a facelift, liposuction and tummy
tuck. Since she had
so much more time to live, she figured she
might as well look even
nicer. After her last operation, she was
released from the
hospital. While crossing the street = on her
way home, she was
killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out
of the path of that
ambulance?"
God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you."
