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#1 Postby wx247 » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:21 pm

I was getting a couple of loaves of bread when this woman with a crazed look in her eye standing next to me pulled out a loaf of bread and started counting the slices. She then proceeded to tell me that if the number of slices in the loaf was an odd number the bread was "unpure". :eek: She then said that she couldn't find a loaf in this store with an even number of slices so she grabbed a thing of tortillas that came in a package of 40. When I got home, for the fun of it, my grandmother and I counted the bread in our 2 loaves. Both had 20.... an even number. :lol:

I think she was a little crazy. :eek:
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#2 Postby Lindaloo » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:40 pm

ROFL!!! Some people.
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#3 Postby Colin » Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:27 pm

LOL... what a loony!
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#4 Postby Josephine96 » Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:01 pm

Too funny.. Maybe it was Jacki rotflmao
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#5 Postby azsnowman » Sat Apr 03, 2004 6:06 pm

Wonder how this woman GOT to the store, was she driving herself, did someone drive her there? "WHEW!" What a SCARY thought THAT is!

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#6 Postby streetsoldier » Sat Apr 03, 2004 6:47 pm

I wonder if she was related to Adrian Monk?

"It's a jungle out there..."
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#7 Postby coriolis » Sat Apr 03, 2004 6:59 pm

Do the crusts count?

Dangit! Now I'm going to start counting slices. That unpure stuff is hooey, but when you're waiting in line, you have to do something. Maybe I'll do a study. More thinner slices would be better than fewer thick slices. It only takes two to make a sandwich, you know.
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#8 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 04, 2004 8:14 am

LOL, Garrett, you can feel better, this week,
knowing that you have "pure" bread, at home...;)

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#9 Postby wx247 » Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:21 am

Yes... I don't know what I would have done had it been unpure. ;)
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#10 Postby HurricaneGirl » Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:47 am

:lol: That's funny Garrett!!
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#11 Postby streetsoldier » Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:39 pm

If your bread is unpure, set it outside the camp for seven days; then, have the elders circumcise it. After three days, when it is still sore, make sandwiches, that the people be satisfied thereof. Gather the crumbs in baskets, and use what you have gleaned on chicken breasts. This is a true saying, and you must believe on it to eat.

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#12 Postby wx247 » Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:50 pm

Oh Bill... you always have a way to make me laugh!!!! :lol: :lol: :multi:
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#13 Postby breeze » Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:56 pm

ROTF @ Bill! :lol: :lol:

Now, Garrett, you must remember that response
if you see that lady in the bread aisle, again!
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#14 Postby coriolis » Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:03 pm

What a barbaric thing to do to your pumpernickel.
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#15 Postby GalvestonDuck » Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:04 pm

streetsoldier wrote:I wonder if she was related to Adrian Monk?

"It's a jungle out there..."


*snicker* I love that show!

The only thing I can really figure is that she liked making sandwiches. If there's an odd number of slices, that would mean she'd end up with one piece of bread left over, which wouldn't make a complete sandwich.

Some people are just so picky.

Then again, I'll snopes it to find out if there's more than just that one woman worried about bread slices. :)
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#16 Postby Josephine96 » Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:49 pm

LOL 21 bread slices lol..
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#17 Postby streetsoldier » Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:07 pm

Yea, for it is known, that when the elders go out of the camp to circumcise the bread, even the loaf, to take but one slice and make it pure; then the number of the slices shall be even, yea, divided in twos, as pleasing before the people?

Therefore, rejoice, ye pumpernickels, ye croissants, even the breads of garlic, and of sourdough, leavened and unleavened; for thy deliverance is at hand.

Streetsoldier, 2:17-20.
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#18 Postby streetsoldier » Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:38 pm

...and, don't get me started on "buns"; that's a whole new thread in itself! :lol: :eek: :roll: :larrow:
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#19 Postby StormCrazyIowan » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:40 am

Josephine96 wrote:Too funny.. Maybe it was Jacki rotflmao



HEY I SAW THAT!!!!! :( :lol:

LOL, that cracks me up! Now I have a great story to tell my darling bread guy when I go to work next! LOL
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#20 Postby wx247 » Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:45 am

StormCrazyIowan wrote:
Josephine96 wrote:Too funny.. Maybe it was Jacki rotflmao



HEY I SAW THAT!!!!! :( :lol:

LOL, that cracks me up! Now I have a great story to tell my darling bread guy when I go to work next! LOL


You still work? :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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