Dennis Miller - Excellent List
Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2003 1:18 pm
I found this today (on another BB) and thought it was worth posting. IMO, this makes very good sense.
It was spoken by comedian Dennis Miller. Regardless of how you feel about current affairs, most of this makes a lot of sense.
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1) Out of President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.
2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this in mind -- they have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee._ Do your own math here
3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories," your reply will be "Did you mean French military defeats?"
4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.
5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us
6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the President --- he only plays one on TV.
7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an 'infidel' and Bin Laden wants you dead too.
8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude
9) We are not trying to liberate them.
10) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out -- We all need to support them without reservation
It was spoken by comedian Dennis Miller. Regardless of how you feel about current affairs, most of this makes a lot of sense.
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1) Out of President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.
2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing, keep this in mind -- they have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee._ Do your own math here
3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories," your reply will be "Did you mean French military defeats?"
4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the education you deserve.
5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before they try to kill us
6) Despite common belief, Martin Sheen is not the President --- he only plays one on TV.
7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an 'infidel' and Bin Laden wants you dead too.
8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy" but not in the danger that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude
9) We are not trying to liberate them.
10) Whether you are for military action or against it, our young men and women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out -- We all need to support them without reservation
