Dumb, Bubba
Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:53 am
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street, in Sebastian, when he saw his buddy, Bubba, driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a big- wide, toothless grin.
"Hey, Bubba, where'd you get that new truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you??.... I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 512,
out past Fellsmere, when Bobby Sue pulled off the road. She put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes, and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
"So, I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you done good!
Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
Bubba pulled up to him with a big- wide, toothless grin.
"Hey, Bubba, where'd you get that new truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you??.... I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 512,
out past Fellsmere, when Bobby Sue pulled off the road. She put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes, and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want'.
"So, I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you done good!
Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
