STORM2K

I got this in an E-mail today.

WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE OLE' TV TONIGHT AND SEE G.W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH:

My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed. Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces in Iraq. This action will be completed within 30 days.

It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money towards solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.

I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhatten with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks may want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I'll have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty-- starting now.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.

Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying emnity of just about everyone on the planet.

It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate the World Cup from America.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.

God Bless America.

Thank you and good night.

Here, here.

Great speech but one thing missing there is the capture of Osama Bin Laden and the #2 guy of Al-Qaeda in 30 days or less.

True.. as much as I'd like our troops to come home.. we need to get Osama

weatherluvr wrote: Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I'll have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty-- starting now.

Sounds good.

However, Mexico's government is no longer corrupt in their eyes. Once they elected someone outside the PRI party (after almost 7 decades) and got someone from the PAN party in power, they thought things were going to look up. For Mexicans and their economy, perhaps it is. I think Fox is not the thief that previous Mexican leaders were. However, he's still not good for relations on our side of the border.

Pretty good chance we have OBL now and GW will drag him out in October just in time for the election.

BEER980 wrote:Pretty good chance we have OBL now and GW will drag him out in October just in time for the election.

Is that a joke?

Nope no joke. I would say there is a good 70% chance that we have him and are keeping a lid on it. Why would we do it? Several reasons. Political and national security are two reasons that top the list.

I, for one, would be livid if such a stunt were pulled for political or any reasons. Surely, surely, no one would do such a terrible thing.