STORM2K

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in
> northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the
> crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the
> husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> decides to take a nap.
>
> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
> to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
> anchors, and continues to read her book.
>
> Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
> alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am.
> What are you doing?"
>
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that
> obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he
> informs her.
>
> "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
>
>
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
> you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you
> in and write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
> assault," says the woman.
>
> "But I haven't even touched you," says the game
> warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
> I know you could start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day maam", and he left.............
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely
> she can also think.
>
>
>

That was cute