STORM2K

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:07 pm**

DEAR ABBY,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning.

When I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he

cheats on me. It's so humiliating!

Also, since he lost his job three years ago, he hasn't even

looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room

in his underwear and watch TV while I work to pay the bills.

And since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even

pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed,

Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Dump him. You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore.

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:09 pm**

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:13 pm**

LOL!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:14 pm**

busted out laughing with that one. Very good Kelly

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:26 pm**

LOL!!!!! Good one SG!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:41 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:56 pm**

Dear Clueless,

Stick with him honey. Your career doesn't look that bright and this guy has a way of falling in a bucket of crap and coming out smelling like a rose. I think he has great potential as a pimp and he may be making more money than you very soon!!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:00 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:29 am**

ROTFLMBO....that was almost as good as the crash Chad posted the other day.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:47 am**

Yes, clueless, call it a marriage of convenience. He is well connected and can schmooze his way out of anything. Stay with him for professional reasons.

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:46 am**

Pburgh wrote:Dear Clueless,

Stick with him honey. Your career doesn't look that bright and this guy has a way of falling in a bucket of crap and coming out smelling like a rose. I think he has great potential as a pimp and he may be making more money than you very soon!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Aint that the truth!!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:48 am**

GulfBreezer wrote:
Pburgh wrote:Dear Clueless,

Stick with him honey. Your career doesn't look that bright and this guy has a way of falling in a bucket of crap and coming out smelling like a rose. I think he has great potential as a pimp and he may be making more money than you very soon!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Aint that the truth!!!

I agree,

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:49 am**

LOL!! And Karan - that was too funny! :lol:

STORM2K

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