A Woman's Prayer
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:34 am
A WOMAN'S PRAYER:
> > >
> > > Now I lay me
> > > Down to sleep.
> > > I pray the Lord
> > > My shape to keep.
> > > Please no wrinkles
> > > Please no bags
> > > And please lift my butt
> > > Before it sags.
> > > Please no age spots
> > > Please no gray
> > > And as for my belly,
> > > Please take it away.
> > > Please keep me healthy
> > > Please keep me young,
> > > And thank you Dear Lord
> > > For all that you've done.
> > >
> > > Five tips for a woman....
> > >
> > > 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
job.
> > >
> > > 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
> > >
> > > 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie
to
> > > you.
> > >
> > > 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
> > >
> > > 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
> > >
> > > Foot Note:
> > > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't
> > > get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
> > >
> > >
> > > Now I lay me
> > > Down to sleep.
> > > I pray the Lord
> > > My shape to keep.
> > > Please no wrinkles
> > > Please no bags
> > > And please lift my butt
> > > Before it sags.
> > > Please no age spots
> > > Please no gray
> > > And as for my belly,
> > > Please take it away.
> > > Please keep me healthy
> > > Please keep me young,
> > > And thank you Dear Lord
> > > For all that you've done.
> > >
> > > Five tips for a woman....
> > >
> > > 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a
job.
> > >
> > > 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
> > >
> > > 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie
to
> > > you.
> > >
> > > 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
> > >
> > > 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
> > >
> > > Foot Note:
> > > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't
> > > get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
> > >