Bizarre Signs - LOL!!
Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:49 pm
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back
in."
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come
on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back
in."
On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
want tows."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come
on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.
