Fun Name Game
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:11 pm
I am Zippy Girdletush!!!
Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to
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> >Here is your dose... This only takes a minute and it's fun.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
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> >Underpants and
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> >the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
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> >The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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> >Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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> >Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
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> >name:
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> > > > a = poopsie
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> > > > b = lumpy
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> > > > c = buttercup
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> > > > d = gidget
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> > > > e = crusty
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> > > > f = greasy
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> > > > g = fluffy
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> > > > h = cheeseball
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> > > > i = chim-chim
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> > > > j = stinky
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> > > > k = flunky
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> > > > l = boobie
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> > > > m = pinky
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> > > > n = zippy
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> > > > o = goober
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> > > > p = doofus
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> > > > q = slimy
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> > > > r = loopy
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> > > > s = snotty
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> > > > t = tootie
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> > > > u = dorkey
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> > > > v = squeezit
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> > > > w = oprah
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> > > > x = skipper
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> > > > y = dinky
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> > > > z = zsa-zsa
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> > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
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> >half of your
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> >new last name:
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> > > > a = apple
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> > > > b = toilet
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> > > > c = giggle
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> > > > d = burger
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> > > > e = girdle
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> > > > f = barf
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> > > > g = lizard
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> > > > h = waffle
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> > > > i = cootie
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> > > > j = monkey
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> > > > k = potty
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> > > > l = liver
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> > > > m = banana
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> > > > n = rhino
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> > > > o = bubble
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> > > > p = hamster
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> > > > q = toad
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> > > > r = gizzard
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> > > > s = pizza
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> > > > t = gerbil
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> > > > u = chicken
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> > > > v = pickle
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> > > > w = chuckle
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> > > > x = tofu
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> > > > y = gorilla
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> > > > z = stinker
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> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
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> >half of your
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> >new last name:
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> > > > a = head
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> > > > b = mouth
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> > > > c = face
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> > > > d = nose
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> > > > e = tush
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> > > > f = breath
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> > > > g = pants
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> > > > h = shorts
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> > > > i = lips
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> > > > j = honker
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> > > > k = butt
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> > > > l = brain
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> > > > m = tushie
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> > > > n = chunks
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> > > > o = hiney
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> > > > p = biscuits
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> > > > q = toes
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> > > > r = buns
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> > > > s = fanny
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> > > > t = sniffer
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> > > > u = sprinkles
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> > > > v = kisser
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> > > > w = squirt
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> > > > x = humperdinck
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> > > > y = brains
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> > > > z = juice
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> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
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> >Chickenshorts.
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day, you need some silliness to
>
> >relax.
>
> >Here is your dose... This only takes a minute and it's fun.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
>
> >Underpants and
>
> >the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
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> >
>
> >
>
> >The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
> >
>
> >
>
> >Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
>
> >name:
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> >
>
> > > > a = poopsie
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> >
>
> > > > b = lumpy
>
> >
>
> > > > c = buttercup
>
> >
>
> > > > d = gidget
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> >
>
> > > > e = crusty
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> >
>
> > > > f = greasy
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> >
>
> > > > g = fluffy
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> >
>
> > > > h = cheeseball
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> >
>
> > > > i = chim-chim
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> >
>
> > > > j = stinky
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> >
>
> > > > k = flunky
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> >
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> > > > l = boobie
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> >
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> > > > m = pinky
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> >
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> > > > n = zippy
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> > > > o = goober
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> >
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> > > > p = doofus
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> >
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> > > > q = slimy
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> >
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> > > > r = loopy
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> >
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> > > > s = snotty
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> >
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> > > > t = tootie
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> >
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> > > > u = dorkey
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> >
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> > > > v = squeezit
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> >
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> > > > w = oprah
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> >
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> > > > x = skipper
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> >
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> > > > y = dinky
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> >
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> > > > z = zsa-zsa
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> >
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> > > >
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> >
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> > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
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> >half of your
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> >new last name:
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> >
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> > > > a = apple
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> >
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> > > > b = toilet
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> >
>
> > > > c = giggle
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> >
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> > > > d = burger
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> >
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> > > > e = girdle
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> >
>
> > > > f = barf
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> >
>
> > > > g = lizard
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> >
>
> > > > h = waffle
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> >
>
> > > > i = cootie
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> >
>
> > > > j = monkey
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> >
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> > > > k = potty
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> >
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> > > > l = liver
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> >
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> > > > m = banana
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> >
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> > > > n = rhino
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> >
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> > > > o = bubble
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> >
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> > > > p = hamster
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> >
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> > > > q = toad
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> >
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> > > > r = gizzard
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> >
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> > > > s = pizza
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> >
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> > > > t = gerbil
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> >
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> > > > u = chicken
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> >
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> > > > v = pickle
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> >
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> > > > w = chuckle
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> >
>
> > > > x = tofu
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> >
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> > > > y = gorilla
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> >
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> > > > z = stinker
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> >
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> > > >
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> >
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> > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
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> >half of your
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> >new last name:
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> >
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> > > > a = head
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> >
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> > > > b = mouth
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> >
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> > > > c = face
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> >
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> > > > d = nose
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> >
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> > > > e = tush
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> >
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> > > > f = breath
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> >
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> > > > g = pants
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> >
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> > > > h = shorts
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> >
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> > > > i = lips
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> >
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> > > > j = honker
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> >
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> > > > k = butt
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> >
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> > > > l = brain
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> >
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> > > > m = tushie
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> >
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> > > > n = chunks
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> >
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> > > > o = hiney
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> >
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> > > > p = biscuits
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> >
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> > > > q = toes
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> >
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> > > > r = buns
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> >
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> > > > s = fanny
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> >
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> > > > t = sniffer
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> >
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> > > > u = sprinkles
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> >
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> > > > v = kisser
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> >
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> > > > w = squirt
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> >
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> > > > x = humperdinck
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> > > > y = brains
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> > > > z = juice
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> >
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> > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
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> >Chickenshorts.
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> >
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I love it!!
Greasy Applesniffer 
Dang that one's funny.....lol
