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#1 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Feb 27, 2003 8:05 am

To all, PLEASE HEED THIS MESSAGE (an aside to mf_dolphin; posting this could cause a massive drop in members, LOL)


"AGING WIVES"

It is important for men to remember that as women grow older it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to become upset and yell. Expressing patience is clearly the superior option. Let me relate how I handle the situation.

When I chucked my job and took early retirement a year ago, it became
necessary for Nancy to get a full-time job both for extra income and for
health insurance benefits that we need. She was a trained lab tech when we met thirty some years ago and was fortunate to land a job at the local
medical center.

It was shortly after she started working at this job that I noticed that she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from fishing or hunting about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says that she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts supper. I try not to yell at her when this happens. Instead, I tell her to take her time. I understand that she is not as young as she used to be. I just tell her to wake me when she finally does get supper on the table. She used to wash and dry the dishes as soon as we finished eating. It is now not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after supper. I do what I can by reminding her several times each evening that the dishes aren't cleaning themselves. I know she appreciates this, as it does seem to help her get them done before she goes to bed. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. When she was younger, Nancy used to be able to go up and down the stairs all day and not get tired. Now that she is older she seems to get tired so much more quickly. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of this. As long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening I am willing to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to the Monday's lodge meeting or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker club or to Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling or something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more time to do some of those odds and ends things like shampooing the dog, vacuuming, or dusting.
Also, if I have had a really good day fishing, this allows her to gut and
scale the fish at a more leisurely pace. Nancy is starting to complain a
little occasionally. Not often, mind you, but just enough for me to notice.
For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay
the monthly bills during her lunch hour. In spite of her complaining, I continue to try to offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any, if you know what I mean. When doing simple jobs she seems to think she needs more rest periods than she used to have to take. A couple of weeks ago she said she had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I overlook comments like these because I realize it's just age talking. In fact, I try to not embarrass her when she needs these little extra rest breaks. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. I tell her that as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me and take her break by the hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep.
I could go on and on, but I think you know where I'm coming from. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Nancy on a
daily basis. I'm not saying that the ability to show this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible. No one knows better than I do how frustrating women can become as they get older. My purpose in writing this is simply to suggest that you make the effort. I realize that achieving the exemplary level of showing consideration I have attained is out of reach for the average man. However guys, even if you just yell at your wife a little less often because of this article, I will consider that writing it was worthwhile.

Note: This article was found next to the author's body. The cause of death is still under investigation.
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#2 Postby bfez1 » Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:16 am

ROFL---that is hysterical!!!!
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#3 Postby bfez1 » Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:33 am

Here is my reply:

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling

around in pain on the ground?

A. Shoot him again.

Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his

neck and the noose.

Q. Why do little boys whine?

A. Because they're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world

to revolve around him.

OR Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to

him brag about the screwing part.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for

breath and calling your name?

A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?

A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after

mating?

A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to

wipe.

Q: What is the difference between men and women?

A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man

wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q: How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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#4 Postby BreinLa » Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:42 am

Hehehehehe too funny
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#5 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:43 am

Now ladies.....I resemble those remarks LOL
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#6 Postby HeartofNC » Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:43 am

OH MY GOSH ! If my husband was one to write articles, he would have written that one.
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#7 Postby Amanzi » Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:07 am

lol.....that is toooo funny.

If that was my husband, he would find himself very single very quickly....!

MF please tell streetsoldier thank you for that and giving us a good giggle.
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#8 Postby chadtm80 » Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:08 am

ROFLMAO
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#9 Postby vbhoutex » Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:02 pm

Now, Now, let's all be civil!!! :D :lol:

BTW, I hid both of those from my wife!!! :grab:
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#10 Postby southerngale » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:48 pm

Hmmmm....I can see why that article was found next to the author's body. :roll:
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#11 Postby JQ Public » Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:09 pm

hah!
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#12 Postby breeze » Thu Feb 27, 2003 7:21 pm

Ahhhhhhhhhhh......the leisurely single life........! :wink:

I'm so blessed that my dog doesn't require much!

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