Little Grace
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 4:08 pm
Little Grace was not the best student in parochial
> school. Usually she slept through her classes.
> One day the Nun called on her while she was napping
> and said, "Tell me, Grace; who created the universe?"
> When Grace didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the
> chair behind her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God
> Almighty!" shouted Grace, and the Nun said, "Very good". Soon Grace fell
> back asleep. A while later the Nun called on Grace and asked, "Who is
> our Lord and Savior?" But, Grace didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
> again, Little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with his pencil.
> "Jesus Christ!" shouted Grace and the Nun said "Very Good" and Grace sat
> back down and started to fall back asleep. Then the Nun asked Grace a
> third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
> child?" This time Grace was just awake enough to hear the question - and
> she knew what was coming, so she jumped up and shouted, "If you stick
> that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
>
> The Nun fainted
> school. Usually she slept through her classes.
> One day the Nun called on her while she was napping
> and said, "Tell me, Grace; who created the universe?"
> When Grace didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the
> chair behind her, took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God
> Almighty!" shouted Grace, and the Nun said, "Very good". Soon Grace fell
> back asleep. A while later the Nun called on Grace and asked, "Who is
> our Lord and Savior?" But, Grace didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
> again, Little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with his pencil.
> "Jesus Christ!" shouted Grace and the Nun said "Very Good" and Grace sat
> back down and started to fall back asleep. Then the Nun asked Grace a
> third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third
> child?" This time Grace was just awake enough to hear the question - and
> she knew what was coming, so she jumped up and shouted, "If you stick
> that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
>
> The Nun fainted
At least Grace had all the right answers. 
