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Let's get in the spirit!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:12 am
by bfez1
What key has legs and can't open doors?
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A turkey!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:39 am
by GalvestonDuck
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
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Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:47 am
by bfez1
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
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If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:09 pm
by GalvestonDuck
How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Just one but it takes 5 hours
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:18 pm
by bfez1
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
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Because they use such FOWL language
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:21 pm
by GalvestonDuck
Why can't pilgrim's keep their pants up?
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Because they wear their belts on their hats!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:32 pm
by JCT777
LOL! These are great!
Keep 'em coming.
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 1:33 pm
by StormCrazyIowan
Now I'm in the spirit to eat- thanks!! j/k...
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:20 pm
by Colin
LOL!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:00 pm
by wx247
bfez1 wrote:Why can't you take a turkey to church?
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Because they use such FOWL language
These are all great, but this one has me in stitches.
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:01 pm
by bfez1
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
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Because he had the drumsticks
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:08 pm
by pojo
OMG those are hilarious!!!
the more you laugh, the more you ease the daily stresses
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:17 pm
by bfez1
pojo wrote:OMG those are hilarious!!!
the more you laugh, the more you ease the daily stresses
See, that's my point!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:18 pm
by pojo
Its a darn good point too!!!
Perfect timing also....all the hardships of college for this week are over....time to laugh!
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:35 pm
by bfez1
in the spirit
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:10 pm
by sunnyday
How fun these jokes are, especially the turkey joining the band because he has drumsticks.
Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:25 pm
by GalvestonDuck
What happened to the turkey whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
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He was tickled to death!
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:29 am
by GalvestonDuck
What happened to the Pilgrim who was almost shot by the Indian?
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He made an arrow escape!
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:39 am
by JCT777
Good ones, Duck!
BTW - Where are you finding these?
Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:50 am
by GalvestonDuck
All over the net!