Joke
Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:42 pm
Viola, the church organist, was 85 and had never been married. She was very much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The Pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. She
welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared a little hot tea.
As the pastor sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his
curiosity! Surely, Miss Viola had flipped or something.
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater. Soon he couldn't contain himself any longer and said: "Miss Viola, I
wonder if you would tell me about this?" (Pointing to the bowl).
"Oh Yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall
and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it
on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease...and you
know........I haven't had a cold all winter."
The Pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. She
welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she
prepared a little hot tea.
As the pastor sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his
curiosity! Surely, Miss Viola had flipped or something.
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater. Soon he couldn't contain himself any longer and said: "Miss Viola, I
wonder if you would tell me about this?" (Pointing to the bowl).
"Oh Yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall
and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it
on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease...and you
know........I haven't had a cold all winter."
Oh man. 
