Mafia joke (you know it already I'm sure, but I did ROFLMAO)
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:22 am
Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my
hrome-plated .38 revolver so you will alwaysa remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna hava a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a coupla bambini.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your watch and say, TIMESA UP ???"
"Grandson, I wanna you lisina to me. I wanna for you to taka my
hrome-plated .38 revolver so you will alwaysa remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lisina to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna hava a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a coupla bambini.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to your watch and say, TIMESA UP ???"
............LOL............Keep them comming!!!!! Thanks for sharing 
besides that i have "nuttin" else to say 