The movies
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:06 am
Came across this in my emails this morning.........
*Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.*
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one
by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out
their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will
never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption
or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other. If they're villains, they will probably speak with an English
accent.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
Dennis
*Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.*
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one
by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out
their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will
never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption
or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other. If they're villains, they will probably speak with an English
accent.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
Dennis
